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What youre supposed to do when you dont like a thing is change it. I know Im a handful but thats why you got two hands Unknown Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor Truman Capote If you think you are.

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Learn to trust our own judgment learn inner independence learn to trust that time will sort the good from the bad including your own bad.

. It was perhaps one of those cases in which advice is good or bad only as the event decides. Instead of getting married again Im going to find a woman I dont like and give her a house. Roger Von Oech 20 Likes.

If you do something bad make sure theres someone else around to blame. My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider. For example if someone inadvertently embarrasses you in public dont let anger get the best of you.

Jane Austen 1 Likes Advice quotes There is hardly a man on earth who will take advice. When you want to speed up your computer. Never go to bed mad.

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If you cant change it change the way you think about it. It really isnt necessary to frame the person for a murder. 45 Gotta love funny relationship quotes.

Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask whats funny about what youre doing. I know nothing and things have changed since I was dating in high school. If you know someone whos.

Plaster can heal all woundsand even repair your car. Im really trying hard to spend this time. Always the same advice.

Advice quotes Humor quotes Heres my advice. 3 likes Like Dont overreact. Its funny - my friends would always come to me for romantic advice.

Go ahead and be whacky.

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